Actually, my real question is “Why can’t we all just write way better status updates on Facebook?”
Lately, I’ve been updating my status a lot…really just hoping to inspire laughter and/or get others to do the same. A few recent examples:
Laura added the “I’ll give you something to cry about” application.
Laura became a fan of “Eating Pineapple ‘Til your Mouth Bleeds”.
Laura added the “Collect Hearts and Other Organs” application.
Laura added the “Horrible things you think will never happen to you but will” free gift application.
Laura added the “Which Holy Book Makes the Best Toilet Paper” application.
Laura added the “Life owes me, why should I work at anything?” entitlement application.
Laura added the “Free Unsolicited Advice” application.
Laura added the “Adolf Hitler motivational quotations” application.
Laura added the “(lil) Marijuana Patch” application.
Laura added the “secrets I’m not supposed to tell” funwall application.
Laura added the “(fluff)Serial Killers” application.
Laura added the “I know you are, but what am I?” application.
Laura added the “Realistic Vomit, Fool your Friends” application.
Laura added the “Send Carrion” application.
Laura added the “Read the Inboxes of your Friends” application.
